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Front Desk

Closed for a Tiny Parade

Welcome to the Lobby of No.pe

This is the waiting room for Alien wanderers, accidental clicks, and elite door-knockers who doesn't have any shame.

Status

Lobby mode: politely judging your routing choices.

If you were invited, you already know where to go. If not, enjoy the complimentary existential elevator music.

Bring snacks Practice your knock Ask nicely